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    Who are the Browns?
   

The Browns are married couple Matt and Diana and their son Rohmer. Their story has been the stuff of legends, captivating audiences all over the globe. You, too, can discover their fascinating history by reading the selections below, taken from the ancient text, Brownus Anus Conquerus [The Browns Kick Ass].
     
      Please select a chapter below.
     
      Chapter 1: Unto the Browns, an Eleventh Child is Born
      Chapter 2: The Dossier on Diana
      Chapter 3: Rendezvous á Georgia
      Chapter 4: Magical Adventures in Jerseyland
      Chapter 5: The Rohmerfication of Everything
      Chapter 6: Now What?
     
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